May 22nd, many a warrior gathered to see who was the strongest man. The strongest lightweight man below 200 pounds of body weight that is. As did much larger warriors in higher weight classes and women warriors as well.

6 men entered the lightweight battle, but only one could be victorious.

They battled among 4 events of strength.

The picking up of a log and putting it above ones head, before returning log to the ground and repeating this for 60 seconds. (No video, my recorder took a picture by accident instead of a video)

Result: 1st place with 10 repetitions. (2nd did 8)

The walking of the Conan Wheel. A deadly device used to crush peoples hopes, dreams, and diaphragms.

Result: 3rd place

3) The lifting of a car as many times as possible in 60 seconds.

Results: 1st, with a crazy 24 reps. I was in the zone. I believe 2nd had 15 reps.

4) The lifting of a stone and placing on ones shoulder. Removing one arm to show control.

Result: Tied for 1st with 7 reps.

Final victor: Fro

Coach, dad, newgrounds forum moderator, but also the title of "Lightweight Beast of the Bay."

First place trophy: A bear, fitting for his manly physique.

Thank you everyone for the support. Thank you everyone who donated to me for equipment and other fees. I couldn't have done this without you.

I do it again in August. A different competition, new competitors, but the same goal. Be the strongest Newgrounds moderator to ever exist.