Fro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[C&H The New Model Animatic]

I think this is by far the funniest one I've watched yet. It had a wonderful line up to the punchline.

Perhaps a bit predictable or maybe I just have the same sense of humor because at the end I said, "He's going to motorboat those cheeks." And motorboat he did.

[C&H Good Dog Animatic]

Aha, ew.

So clearly this man's unfair advantage of owning a service dog got him up close and personal with women. If only the lonely men of newgrounds could be blind.

[C&H Gym Class Animatic]

I remember this one.

So basically Suzy had a handicap because she had a lot of practice with her wheelchair. She clearly had an unfair advantage in this scenario.

The true bully here is Suzy.

[Cock Fight]

Things went wrong when he got cocky (get it, like a rooster) with the dab throw.

This also answers a question that I've always wondered. Do birds have nipples? Now I know.

I would definitely watch an anime in this universe. I enjoyed it thouroughly.

[C&H Rudy "It's a Bitch-Ass Life" Animatic]

Slow day in the portal when the likes of you can gather in first and second place. Trophy stealing bitch ass voice actor concept artist ass.

This one actually didn't really do it for me. A clear second place to the space one.

[C&H The Leak Animatic]

I loved the final punchline of the episode, but by far the best part was watching the life preserver fling the guy out into space.

Congrats on the daily first place as well.

[Dashkin Language Learning]

I guess I was expecting something to happen? I think this was very poor all around.

Even if you just represented the story with some artwork like you did in the beginning throughout the entirety of the submission the quality would have gone way up.

The writing was boring to say the least. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen, but it was just this really poorly written plot about him learning English. Heck, you could have even saved this submission by showing him say something like cock joke at the end.

Heck, even some voices to voice over the writing could have improved this.

StylusBox responds:

I see your criticism, I tried my best to make as successful as possible, but I won't make "the joke you said" in the end, I only make stuff that is friendly to the kiddies/teens.

[Pico's mission 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

This was a little too long and drawn out for me, but it had some decent jokes spread out throughout the submission.

This brought me back to 2004 newgrounds when I signed up. In both terms of plot and quality of animation/audio. Did you make this about 15 years ago and found it on your computer? :P

Seriously though, pretty poor animation, but I understand it was the style you were going for. I think the voices are funny, but it would have better with higher quality voices. There was a lot of feedback on the mic.

So overall, not my favorite Pico Day submission yet. A little long and drawn out for some mediocre jokes that hit or miss.

[Pico n' Me]

Hahaha.

This submission felt like it was moving too slowly. I think maybe do to it's lack of voices, but I stuck through it and it was worth the wait as the jokes came in right at the end of the submission.

The School Grounds made me laugh a lot more than it should have. Also, the very ending had me going, damn this took a sad twist. The gun getting pulled out at the end got me though. Combined with Pico's expression it was a nice punchline making the length od the submission worth it.

[Bad-ish (Less Than Less Than Rad?)]

This is an extremely high quality animation that not only gives off a video game feeling based off of it's art style, but also with the 8-Bit style music and theme.

Not sure if ita really a Pico Day submission, but it's a visually appealing loop for sure.

gatekid3 responds:

Well. I explained why i still thought i should post it today. The radish animations i made only existed because of newgrounds . I think that makes it a part of newgrounds, even if thats just to me.