Total Medals Earned: 11,990 (From 2,017 different games.) Total Medal Score: 224,740 Points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Reach 10x Multiplier
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Reach 25x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first six levels
Complete the first twelve levels
Complete the first 18 levels!
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 8/8 (230/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (235/385 points)
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Press the colour you read
Press the colour you see
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 3000
Score over 4000
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/220 points)
Choked far too many times on a single run
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.