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Good Reviews/Threads - This is simply a blog where I explained what I personally though had to go into consideration when writing a good review for a flash submission. I'll probably edit it a bit to include audio and art here soon, but I'm really linking it here so I have quick access to a bunch of the threads that I post in regularly as it's much easier for me to find them.

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Total Ad Impressions - 22,848

Next goal - 23,000

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Goals/Milestones

(Waiting for Art Reviews to be counted)

10,000 posts
11,000 Blams
22,000 Saves
Level 30
Ranked 100th in B/P
1,000 Audio Reviews
1,000 Flash Reviews
500 Flash Review Responses
700 Audio Review Responses
Top Blam List
2 X 10K list for 3 things
Total VP of 12
Top 1,000 in EXP
60,000 Total Stats
19,000 Medal Points
700 Medals

My Latest Level Ups

(The latest 4)

18,000 Medal Points
500 Flash Review Responses
16,000 Medal Points and 500 Medals
2 X 10K list for 2 things

Final Goals Reached

Supreme Commander
Wi/Ht? Member

Final Goals Not Reached Yet

22,222 Saves
22,222 Blams
1,000 Flash Reviews
1,000 Audio Reviews
2 X 10K list for 4 things

Updated: 11/19/09 8:22 PM 66 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Post here and if I consider you a friend on the website then I'll write a little story thing and put you up as a friend on my blog. I use to have one of these, but it's very outdated.

I'll add a bunch of people on my own, but I don't feel like doing it tonight. Right now just adding some people.

Sonofkirk - Coming Soon

yoshi77777, MiharuForever, Sispri - Coming Soon

Metal-Therapy - Coming Soon

life - Coming Soon

AniMetal - Coming Soon

fallensoul289 - Coming Soon

AnalPenguinFarming - Coming Soon

BetaOrionis - Coming Soon

FroFro52 - Coming Soon

Bloodman101 - Coming Soon

Bahamut - Coming Soon

RohantheBarbarian - Coming Soon

Coop83 - Coming Soon

Updated: 07/12/09 8:47 AM 37 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

I'm going to try something new with the list. I'm only going to allow 1 audio request per person per update now as we have had too many updates with over 20 audio reviews to do and quite frankly I know some of us are tired of having to do so many. Any extra will go into the next update, but I will still list them just in case someone has enough time to work ahead.

I understand that the extra section will probably increase in the number of reviews each week, but something needed to be done to slow down the total.

So it will be a test this week and if the other members don't like the rule then we can change it back to what it use to be.

Flash Requests (1)

Evil Cat By sicjes

Audio Requests (16)

Whales_{Flux} By Box-Killa
The Spinning Razor - Track 3 By JasonCD2009
(CHS) Death Match!!! By ChaosDragon004
Indication In Dictation (Demo) By ChickenGod
ISTW: Tangerine Sky By I-Saved-The-World
DJ BA - Elektronik [Sample] By DJBattleAxe
Intercontinental By curtisbalk
[NP] Alton Towers By NeonProject
-PdG- Solstice (WiP2) By Tim Blackwell (Prodigal)
PureX (Final State) By David (DavidRx)
Say Goodbye Forever By WeHaveFreshCookies
DJ Bossler - Upside Down By DJ Bossler (bossler13)
Waaaar! By Centrist
[dj-Jo] Rave Discord {AP} By Joseph (dj-Jo)
open sound By mikkim
Halloween (Brutal Mix) By Colt (Blackdoom13)

Art Requests (2)

Stoned Jesus By HighWayStar365
Celest's Got a Sword By CelestOrion

Extra Audio Requests (6)

Only 1 audio review can be requested each week per account. Any extra that are requested will be added to next week's list, but if you have time you can do them ahead of time.

Piano_Force 3 [Box-Killa] By Box-Killa
Piano_Force [Box Killa] By Box-Killa
(CHS) Do Not Resist!!! By ChaosDragon004
Gunnin' For a Knife Fight By curtisbalk
DJ BA - Front Lines By DJBattleAxe
The Spinning Razor 2 - Track By JasonCd2009

Optional Requests(1)

This is not required and will not count towards the Review Request Club.

The Essence of Time V2 By Stephan Wells (Supersteph54)

Updated: 10/24/09 9:52 PM 17 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Characters

Victor (trying to rise back to the top)
Fetti Cinni (Victor's side kick)
Norm Hick (kid)
The Don (Not all there)
Cathy Hick (the mother)
Hobo (not all there)

Scene 1

(Dons Office)

The Don - (Inaudible talking)

(Body guard 1 enters)

Body Guard 1 - Don, McDonalds hasn't been paying their protection.

The Don - I'm with somebody talk to Tony

(Victor Enters)

Victor - You wanted to see me?

The Don - We have a slight problem, there's no mayonnaise on this sandwich.

Body Guard 1 - Sir, your condition...

The Don - I would shoot you now, but I'm running out of family. As I was saying you're out of the family business, Victor. Apparently, that incident with chicken feathers at the family's annual party didn't go over too well.

Victor - I thought this was about mayonnaise.

The Don - Don't change the subject. You're out, but you'll still have work. (Don hands Victor paper) Cathy Hick...

Victor (interrupts) - You want me to whack her?

The Don - Do not discuss your personal desires with me. She has a kid. You get to play nanny. Call the number and shell give you the time and place. Get out.

(Victor leaves)

(Don takes bite of sandwich)

Scene 2 (Next day)

(In city)

(Victor walking down sidewalk encounters a hobo)

Hobo - four times fifteen pieces is not...

Victor - What the hell did you say..?

Hobo - No I didn't!! Leprechaun! (Points at a dancing leprechaun)(Hobo laughs hysterically)

(Victor looks but there isn't anything there)

(Victor keeps walking to pay phone)

(Victor looks at paper)

Victor - Damn long distance..

Hobo -(passes by) Armageddon!!

(Victor dials number)

Cathy Hick - Put the hose down! Hello?

Victor - You have a job for me? You need a babysitter right?

Cathy - You have my address... pick him up at 7 P.M. And try to avoid where I work the corner of 5th and Maple. Oh, by the way, it's his birthday today so give him a good time. And don't forget to give him his pills he tends to get light headed every now and then. Later.

(Victor hangs up. He turns to exit phone booth.)

Hobo - (pushing his face against glass door) Bwahh... Zombies, they got me... Go on I'll be infected soon. (Hobo falls on sidewalk and spasms.)

(Victor takes alcohol bottle out of hobo's pocket. Takes a swig, looks at his watch and walks away. )

Scene 3

(Shows Fetti watching TV in recliner. Reaches down and starches his ass. He passes out. Surrounded by beer and cheese)

Scene 4

7:00 p.m. (in front of Cathys)

Victor pulls up on moped, gets off. Walks up to door and rings doorbell.

Cathy - You must be the guy.

Victor - That's me.

Norm - (walks into door) Mom where's my Mr. Robo Guy?

(Flashes back to Cathy cramming Mr. Robo Guy down toilet.)

Cathy (in flash back) - Goddamnit flush!!

Cathy - (present) I don't know Honey.. I gotta go

Norm - (excited and energetic) Oh my god oh my god! Do you know what today is?

(looking at calendar which reads "Tuesday the 25th", takes out liquor bottle) Uh.. Friday?

Norm - NO NO NO NO NO! It's my birthday! I have a cake! My mommy made it!
(both go into kitchen, cake is sitting on table. Camera cuts to cake, which has hair and cigarette butts in it)

Norm - My mommy said it was ber-bun flavored. And she said if I don't eat it then she'll have to give it to Sparkles.

(Camera cuts to reveal a three-legged dog with no tail.)

Victor - Cute dog kid. (Pulls out a cigarette) where's a lighter?

Norm - They're up in the no-no door. Mommy said that I can't have the lighter because what happened to the wooden man last time.

(flashback to living room. Shows a man with a wooden aesthetic leg talking to Cathy. Norm has a lighter.)

Cathy (flash back)- Yea, it'll be 70 bucks after we're through. Any requests during will cost extra.
(Norm crawls up to "wooden man" and lights his leg on fire)

Norm - (present) Wanna pet my chipmunk? (holds up a rat) I found him in my sheets this morning. Mommy says he's a gift from god.

Victor - Your mom says a lot huh kid?

Norm - Yea, especially when she drinks a guy named Mr. Daniels, he lives in a bottle.

Norm - I want my cake. I'm hungry and it's my birthday. (Sets his rat on table) Cake Cake Cake Cake!

Victor - Okay, kid. Calm down. Where is the no no door so I can get a lighter? (Victor and Norm exit
dining room into kitchen. Rat knocks a nearby bottle of Mr. Daniels liquor onto cake.)

(cuts to kitchen with Norm and Victor)

Norm - (pointing) It's way up there. Mommy says there's a magical lock on it so I can't get into it while she was working or upstairs watching horror movies.

Victor - Horror movies?

Norm - yeah, she usually has a man over and they go upstairs. See she doesn't tell me that they watch horror movies but I know, because I can hear them scream.

Victor - Hmph...

(removes magic lock (twisty tie) from the cupboard door handles) (Inside cupboard is a wad of money, some nose hair clippers, and a Mr. Happy Face lighter)

Victor - Here we god.

(Takes lighter into dining room... removes bottle from the cake. Norm sits in chair in front of cake. Victor lights candles on cake)

(Cell phone rings)

(Victor turns away from cake and Norm, who has a big smile on his face)

Fetti Cinni - Vick? Fetti. Hey man, I need your help. I got my hand stuck in my ass again.

(meanwhile candle falls into cake and sets it ablaze. Norm goes cross-eyed and passes out into the fire)

Victor - Oh c'mon man I'm busy... How'd you do it this time.

Fetti - I dunno man! I woke up, and it was in there and in there good. I mean like, I'm playing tug-o-war with my colon right now.

Victor - Okay, I'll be taking this kid to the batting cages around nine. Meet me there.

Fetti - But I don't know where the - (Victor hangs up phone) (Victor turns and faces Norm, who is on fire)

Victor - Damn!

(Hobo looks in window)

Hobo - AHHHH! (Hobo's right eye droops, hobo falls over)

(victor picks Norm's head up out of flaming cake, slams head against table to extinguish the flames)

(After flames are put out, Victor searches for Cathy's cell phone number. Finds it underneath rat, rat droppings are scattered about)

(Dials number)

Random male voice over phone - Oh, you like dat?

Cathy - (in bored voice) - Oh yea.. that's great...

(inaudible male voice being heard throughout call)

Victor - Uh, Cathy? You busy?

Cathy - oh, no. He's keeping himself entertained pretty well.

Victor - Hey, uh, Norm.. passed out on the.. uh.. couch, Um, what do I need to do to wake him up?

Cathy - Have you tried slapping him a bit?

(flashback to Victor banging Norm's head off table to put out flames)

Victor - Uh, yeah I'm pretty sure that's not gonna do it.

Cathy - Just ring the bell on the table twice then.

(Voice turns away from phone)

Cathy - You wanna play rough?!

Random male - Oh god! No! Nooooo!

(Victor hangs up)

(walk over to table and rings bell twice)

(Sparkles walks over to Norm and licks face)

Norm - AHHHHHHH!

(grab's dog's leg and rips it off"

(Hobo in window)

Hobo - Ahhhhh! (Left eye looks up while right is still looking down)(Falls over again)

(Dog is expressionless and tips over)

(Hobo running around with a cape and boxers on)

Scene 5

(Batting Cages)

(Norm has bandages on his head)

Norm - I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, borrreeeddd!

Victor - Go cut some paper or something. I'll be back.

(Victor goes to the paying booth, Hobo is in it)

Victor - Her can I get some uh, tok-uh, what are you doing?

Hobo - Dinner Dinner Dinner good chicken

(hobo is cooking a boot over a fire on the counter, flips the boot.. )(Token laying next to a gas can)
(victor takes token)

(Victor returns to Norm whos hand is impaled by scissors. Threes no paper anywhere)

Scene 6

(Inside Batting cages)

(Norms hand is bandaged with scissors still inside it)

Victor - Lets see if I still got it from high school load up that mutha.

(Norms loads pitching machine, hand with scissors get caught in launch tube)

Norm - Ahhhh!!!

(Hand gets pitched, Victor hits it with bat. Hand hits Norm in face)

(Breaks glasses), (Norm falls asleep)

Victor - Yeah! Home Run!

(Cuts to Hobo eating boot, drinking a canister of gasoline)

Hobo - Dancing Pineapples!

(Shows booth exploding)

(Cuts back to batting cages. Fetti is there he is wearing a cheese hat)

Fetti - You ready to take care of my problem?

(Norm is still sleeping)

(Victor and Fetti go to the car, Vic ties Fetti's submerged hand to cars muffler)

(Victor starts up car and pulls hand out of ass)

(Fetti is grasping the remote)

Fetti - Hmm.. I guess it would have been easier if I would have let go

Victor - Yeaaa...

(Victor heads back to get Norm, Norm is gone, hand is still laying there)

(Victor looks around and spots Norm in the distance)

(Norm is scared by a shadow and runs towards hobo thinking it's his mom)

Norm - Mommy!

Hobo - Grandpa!

Victor - Nooooooooooooo!

Fetti - What?

Victor - ..Nothing

Updated: 09/22/09 12:24 PM 24 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Last newspost made things worse. Made spammers want to try harder and therefor I was hurting newgrounds.

No more trying to stop them. Only if I accidentally run across that stuff. They ended up spamming more, voting down things more, etc.. In the long run it only made things worse.

Spammers you win. I take defeat and I'll allow the mods and admins to do their job instead of trying to help. I'll just send a PM out here and there if I run along things, but I'm not going to patrol for it anymore.

Spammers - 1

Corky52 - 0

End game spammers won.

Now don't get me wrong. I don't mind spam. We need it. There is a need for everything in this world. And if you think about it spammers are better than the rest of newgrounds. (minus the illegal stuff that they do).

They have team work to be able to make a submission pass even though there are less of them then you. We have numbers and can't stop a very small group of people.

Ok, they can work together. We've shown we can't. Why do you think they spam? Do you honestly thing it's because they have no life? Do you think it's for attention? Do you think it's for a stat or because they have no talent?

Maybe for some of these and for some people, but if you really have any common sense you'll know it's because it makes you mad. Why does it make you mad? Why does a movie on a sight make you mad? Your a loser. You get upset and they think it's funny. Because it is funny. I laugh every time I see an angry review on a spam submission and so don't they.

That's why they are better than you. When you realize this is the only time that you will stop spam submissions from passing on newgrounds. Just vote honestly on each one submission. This will never happen though. Only way to stop them is to vote honestly and not really give a shit about if they win or not. Don't get angry.

I got angry that I didn't win a pixel award on my computer screen and that's when I already lost. You guys get angry and they'll win every time.

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Beneath the Sheets Trailer 2

Also, first movie I was ever in. Won awards for best comedy and acting. Was shown on live TV. Has to be somewhere around 5 years ago?

*Note 30 seconds of black screen in intro and ending

Updated: 06/25/09 8:44 AM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Purpose of this newspost

To keep track of every spam submission and low scoring flash that is submitted over each week. This way I can keep track of potential RCP and Underdog stealing.

How are these awards stolen?

People will make a bunch of alts or use a bunch of crew members to review their movie with 10's before the awards are chosen. When they drop of the top 50 list they are hard to notice.

They can steal underdog by voting 0 on their submission and reviewing highly on it. They can simply go for RCP the same way just in case if they miss they can always win underdog.

How will it work?

Before the awards are chosen at midnight as soon as it turns Wednesday I will check all of the submissions. When I notice one being stolen I will talk to a review mod on AIM. The reviews can be deleted and if done correctly these two awards shouldn't be stolen by a spam submission. I might miss a few because of file swaps, but it will slow them down for sure.

What can you do to help?

You can comment leaving links to spam submission and low scoring flash here. It'll make my job a lot easier.

Don't vote 0 on any of these submissions. It will just help them win underdog. Only vote 0 while the submission is under judgment to attempt and blam it.

Vote honestly while under judgment. Did you know when a spam submission is deleted you still get the blam point if you voted lowly on it?

Give any of these submissions an honest review. If you think it deserves a 0 give it a 0 and if you think it deserves a higher score then give it a higher score. While reviewing for the love of god don't make it abusive. Even if it is a spam submission leave it a good review. Telling them what to improve and how to improve it. This not only gives their review rating a more honest review, makes it so your review can't be deleted for being abusive, but also shows other potential reviews the right way to review.

If you see a submission stealing an award PM a Review Moderator right away. A list of review mods can be found here under moderators.

Why low scoring flash if they're not spam?

If this is successful and stops spam submissions they may try to make decent submissions that don't seem like spam, but they still try and steal anyway.

Spam and low scoring flash of the week

Lol they won underdog. Congrats guys.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
500026

In the end many accounts were deleted, banned, and we did stop them from stealing all awards as we found a submission that would have made them win underdog and RCP.

Updated: 06/24/09 12:22 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Did pretty good. I think it passed with a score around 3.50, but I was out renting some movies when it passed so I don't know for sure.

Check it out, vote, review, enjoy, laugh, etc..!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
499294

This is a good source if you haven't ever watched it before. It's just a remix though making fun of the game.

Updated: 06/14/09 11:24 AM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Generic Sprite Flash: 2

Review and I'll do the following:

1) Respond to your review
2) Review one of your movies in return

So check it out. Very generic, very basic, but I had fun making it.

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Here's how it works. I'll start off with a sentence and then you add another sentence in a comment here on my userpage. You'll have to look at the comments before yours to make it flow well until I update the story. Don't mess it up! You can't do two sentences in a row. You have to let someone comment in between. Only one or two sentences at a time. No more than that.

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I woke up in a dead sweet. My dream was so real and it fealt like I was really there. I got up to make a news post on Newgrounds, and I laughed my ass off at the first three responses. It was at about that moment when I woke up to discover that my dream really was real, but it was far worse than I could have imagined. I felt a tap-tap-tap on my shoulder, and it was right then that the power went out. I then heard heavy breathing coming from inside of my closet. I then grabbed my trusty pipe wrench and approached the door, very quietly.

It was my cat. Meowing. Nothing amazing. My mind wasn't working when I just woke up. Hands still shaking, I dropped the wrench and went back to bed trying to remember the dream. It was a realistic dream but my memory was slipping. Then I heard a crashing downstairs. I grabbed my wrench and ran downstairs.There was a man, just sitting on my sofa. After taking a sip from one of my mugs, he noticed my arrival and beckoned me to approach him. I strode towards this mysterious stranger, tightening my grip on the cold wrench, weighing it with my hands. His seemingly innocent smile greeted me despite him seeing my clutched wrench. I felt uncomfortable, yet compelled to strike a conversation with this intruder.

As I opened my mouth to say something to the man, he held up his hand and said, "Shhhhhh.". He then went and reached into his pocket and produced a medium-sized snow globe. Inside of the snow globe, there was a miniature model of the Statue of Liberty. He then violently threw the snow globe at the wall and began to sob, uncontrollably.

Updated: 06/03/09 11:02 PM 17 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

I want to make a movie where I tape myself in real life and act like I'm in a RPG. Then I'll go back over it and add animation and art over the video with flash. I just need some help with ideas.

So far I have this - *Wakes up*

*Turns TV on*

*Strength goes down slightly*

Me - Oh come on! It's going to take forever to get that strength back up.

*Random scenes of lifting*

*Strength goes back up*

Me - No way 10 seconds of TV is equal to 3 hours of working out...

So anyone have an ideas on how to continue this? If you have better ideas I can completely scrap the one that I have and start over new too. Of course if a script is written for me then I'll add you as a coauthor/writer.

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